My letter to London and Grapefruit

I hope you all wrote letters to L-Don and G-Fruity-Dizzle too. If you didn't, then I guess they will love me more next year, because I did. Anyway.
This is what I wrote to both of them because when I set down to write to one, I couldn't think of anything to say that I didn't want to say to both of them. Anyway.

Dear London and Grapefruit,
I hope you are well! Now that the heat has gone down, I'm ready to come back... Do you think there is room for me in your unit? No? Oh well. I guess I'll just have to miss you terribly from home.
I'm already looking forward to next year. I hope it's as beautiful as it was this year... And I hope everyone can come back. I love all the staff, and the Olaves, and other Juliettes so much. I don't know what camp would be like without all of them.
So now that us Juliettes are gone, have you REALLY died, or are you just back to being a normal counselor? Do you miss us? (I think you do...) What did you do during that crazy hot weather? My grandma and I think you probably ordered the kids into the lake up the their necks and told them to stay there. That's what I would have done. "Alright, everybody in the lake." "But, Cucumber, I can't swim." "Ah, you'll figure it out. It builds character."

Dropping you a line to remind you that Cucumber loves you!
Love, Cucumber